Facebook is down. You can scroll, but if you can't post, that's the reason. This is a fantastic opportunity to exchange your lit-from-within screen for the lit-from-beyond one (hint: a star is involved) to do a little book reading, stretching on the rug, photographing your pet, or practicing your whistling.
You can say, I've been waiting for a chance to spend a moment with this; this works to my advantage! This works in my favor!
That's the Badass Move!